PlayGroup Moms To Drop
You've been there before, a playgroup full of fucking losers. Here's a list of all the Moms to drop from playgroup.
- Mary Kay Mom - She's selling a skincare line too! Oh great for her! It must be so nice to work from home, control your own hours, and work for yourself just like every other mom here who is also selling the same anti- wrinkle cream.
- Horse Mom - Okay, we get it, your foal could walk when they were born, well guess what bitch? Anything with hooves walks at birth. Get over yourself!
- No Mom - It's been a few weeks now and no one wanted to be rude, but baby Alex doesn't have a mom. He sits in the corner and not one of the moms talks to him. We don't even know how he's getting to these meetings. Come to think of it, how do we even know his name?
- Robo Mom - The only reason she looks like she hasn't had kids is because she hasn't. Also, yeah, we get it, your pussy is tight, has vibrating motors and creates it's own proprietary blend of mind blowing lubrication, please stop bragging about it over snacks.
- ISIS Recruiting Mom - We didn't want to say anything because we are all super liberal, crunchy moms, you know? But I just don't like how she's always trying to get our babies to join ISIS. I mean I don't force her kid to eat peanut butter or anything.